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Rarely does a sequel manage to so thoroughly destroy the little good its predecessor left behind. Escape Plan 2: Hades tries to look deeper and smarter than it really is, and the result is a senseless mess, lacking logic or any real interest. The film is nonsense from the very beginning, with dialogues that aim for philosophical but end up sounding ridiculous, action scenes that are confusing, and a story that feels made up on the spot. Stallone, lost in a directionless script, barely has any moments to shine, and the rest of the cast doesn't manage to lift it either. The worst part is the constant feeling that everything is just an excuse to fill time without any real effort or care. It doesn't entertain, it doesn't excite, and it doesn't even manage to be laughably bad – it just bores and disappoints. If someone recommends it to you, you might want to rethink that friendship. A total disaster that only serves as a warning of how not to make a sequel.
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This is one of those films that turns out to be a pleasant surprise. You don’t expect much, and yet you end up enjoying it from start to finish. Glen Powell and Adria Arjona have a very natural and charismatic chemistry that brings life to a story that’s as absurd as it is charming. Although it’s inspired by real events, it never loses its spark. The script blends humor, romance, and a bit of intrigue in just the right amounts, never going overboard or taking itself too seriously. Everything unfolds at a light pace, with a warmth that makes the time fly by. It might not have the depth of some of Linklater’s other work, but it shares his ability to connect with the audience through simple, everyday moments. What stands out is how it keeps your attention without relying on gimmicks, just solid dialogue and well-handled characters. Without trying to be a masterpiece, Hitman. Accidental Assassin more than delivers on what it sets out to do: give you a really good time. And sometimes, that’s worth more than all the flashy tricks in the world.
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The Killer's Game is exactly what it promises from the first minute: a movie full of shootouts, punches, and absurd humor that doesn’t pretend to be anything more than entertainment. David Bautista throws himself into the role with his usual mix of toughness and charm, and even though the script doesn’t offer anything particularly clever, the film manages to stay engaging most of the time. The main issue is that the story feels too generic. It’s the kind of movie you could have found on any video store shelf twenty years ago. There are no surprises, no memorable twists, but it doesn’t really need them to achieve its goal: to deliver an hour and a half of light action, a few ridiculous moments, and a couple of scenes that will make you smile. It’s not a movie you’ll remember for long or one that will change your life, but if you’re looking to switch off your brain and enjoy some over-the-top fights and silly situations, it’s a decent enough choice. Sometimes that's all you really need from a movie night.
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When you see Gerard Butler and Frank Grillo together in a movie, you know exactly what you're in for: gunfights, explosions, and nonstop action from start to finish. Copshop doesn't try to be anything it's not, and that's precisely why it works. It's a textbook example of an action flick that gets straight to the point, delivering a solid dose of adrenaline without overcomplicating things. The plot isn't particularly surprising, and the characters are pretty much walking stereotypes, but in return, you get a fast pace, well-shot fight scenes, and a touch of that '70s thriller vibe that gives it a certain charm. Joe Carnahan knows what he's doing, and although the humor can be a bit off at times, he mostly keeps the energy high and the movie moving forward. It might not be a film you’ll remember months from now, but it absolutely does the job for a fun ride, with two actors who fit perfectly into this kind of story. It doesn’t reinvent anything – and it doesn’t need to. It delivers exactly what it promises.
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You know you're in for something bizarre when they tell you a movie is based on a true story about a bear who got into a stash of cocaine. What you don’t expect is that such a ridiculous premise would actually result in a pretty entertaining horror comedy. Cocaine Bear doesn’t try to be serious or coherent—it’s a bloody rollercoaster filled with wild scenes, wacky characters, and a kind of humor that, if it clicks with you, will definitely get a few laughs. The film moves between brutal horror and completely over-the-top comedy, and while it doesn’t always hit the mark, it keeps things interesting with its pace and the sheer absurdity of what’s happening. There’s gore everywhere, some truly insane moments, all wrapped in a self-aware tone that works in its favor. That said, when it tries to get a bit more serious with some family dynamics… it starts to lose steam. What really works is that it never takes itself too seriously. The filmmakers clearly know what kind of movie they’re making, and that honesty makes a big difference. It’s not a masterpiece, and the script won’t blow anyone away, but if you watch it with the right mindset, it’s a bloody good time.
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